"I went to the gym this morning for the first time ever and saw a penis almost immediately."
Last night First Lady Michelle Obama faced off against Jimmy in a fitness competition at The White House. WATCH!
FLOTUS and Jimmy, nice!
Game faces.
I’m going to add potato sack racing to my fitness routine.
This is a great strategy for getting up early.
I usually hit it about three times and call in sick due to blood loss.
(Source: College Humor)
Fact of the Day #103: People have different opinions about mint.
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Do you like mint?
(via ffoodd)
I find this gif inspirational.
(Source: realitytvgifs)
And just when I thought I was done with these Shit ____ Say things, Eliot & Ilana go and make the best one. If you live in New York. I PROMISE.
By no means do I expect you to watch another Shit _________ Says video.
Unless you want to, in which case, very cool and thanks. Anyway, I’m going to go watch The Golden Girls (the one where Sophia goes back to Brooklyn, funnily enough).
I want a dog! But it wouldn’t be fair.
Milwaukee-Public Library-Billboards:
So true. Hahaha.
Love this.
Very cool Milwaukee Public Library PSA
