Happy New Year! 

She says I really saved a lot of money last year, so this year I’m gonna spend more money. And I’m thinking, ‘Where the hell is she getting the money from?’

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Louis C.K.: The Next Steve Jobs Will Be A Chick

totallymorgan:

“Let me start off by saying that in the natural order of things, girls appear to be the preference. They tend to make up 51% of the population overall, because men tend to do stupid things and die off before they’re 40. So if you trust in nature, nature is saying that the world is a better place when there are more girls around than boys. It’s not just me saying girls are better.” - Louis C.K.

Girls are better than boys. True story.

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